Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…
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White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)
Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…
Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…
Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People
Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours……
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)
Oh, the Left is at it again! E. Jean Carroll, fresh off her windfall from our GREAT President Trump, says…
Lawmakers bravely venture into ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ may become gator snacks | CNN
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The liberal snowflakes are melting faster than an iceberg in July over…
Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…
“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN
Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…
Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…