GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…
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OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda
Folks, President Trump just signed the BIG, BEAUTIFUL bill into law, and the liberal media is, of course, focusing on…
Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…
Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…
**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…
Trump’s Brainfart: “Shylock? Never Heard of Her!”
Oh, the outrage! President Trump used the word “Shylock,” and the liberal media is clutching their pearls! CNN, of course,…
California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…
Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL
CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to…
Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls over…
House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…