Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…
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OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail
Folks, can you believe this? A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put up a Halloween float with an image from Auschwitz.…
OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…
‘Struggling’ Multi-Millionaire ‘Relates’ to Your Empty Fridge
Another Hollywood elite virtue signaling? I bet she still cashed those checks while pretending to be struggling. Probably used food…
A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist fantasies in 2025, even with President Trump leading America to greatness for a second…
Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere
Looks like NYC is about to go full-blown Socialist if this Mamdani guy gets his way. He’s cozying up to…
OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox
Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…
Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…
“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…
Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…