Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The Commies in China thought they could pull a fast one, but Trump is always ten steps ahead.
So, the liberal media is finally admitting that China has been trying to control the world’s rare earth minerals. These are vital for everything from our glorious military tech to those fancy gadgets the liberals love so much. China’s been playing games, slow-walking deals, and trying to squeeze us dry, but not on Trump’s watch!
Trump struck a deal to roll back China’s sneaky restrictions. Of course, the initial restrictions from April are probably still in place, because, well, they’re Commies! They can’t help but lie and cheat!
The “experts” say these minerals aren’t really that rare. Typical liberal nonsense! If they’re so easy to get, why is China trying to control them all? It’s all part of their plan for world domination, fueled by the Green New Deal and the radical left!
These rare earths are in everything from smartphones to missiles, and our military needs them to keep America safe and strong!
China controls most of the rare earth production, thanks to decades of letting them steal our jobs and technology. But Trump is bringing those jobs back home!
And get this: even when we mine these minerals here in America, we used to send them to China for processing! Can you believe the stupidity? Trump put a stop to that madness with his tariffs, and now China is whining like the crybaby liberals they are.
China thought they could weaponize our reliance on them. That’s what happens when you let the Democrats run things, folks. They let China walk all over us, but those days are over! Trump is fighting for America, and he’s winning!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
