“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN
Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…
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Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
Diddy Do-Right (Or Did He Do Wrong?) A Hilarious Look at How the Prosecution Totally Fumbled the Bag
Another day, another victory for justice against the Woke Mob! Diddy, or as I like to call him, “Dodgy Diddy,”…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…
Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees
Oh, no! Not another CNN hit piece! Apparently, President Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” (probably named by Melania, classy as always)…
CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…
CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…