Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
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Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…
Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
NYC High-Rise Buckles Because Who Needs Structural Integrity Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story of a Midtown Manhattan high-rise that’s got everyone on…
Maine Democrats Line Up To Possibly Fill Senate Seat Maybe
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new candidate to take…
Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Wisconsin judge, Hannah Dugan, who just got fined $5,000 for helping…
Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge just ordered the release of over $5 million…