GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest drama on Capitol Hill. It seems GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards…
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Recent Grads Somehow Manage Not To Live In Parents Basement
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trends in the US economy, and let me tell you,…
US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to get trade talks…
Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story from Pennsylvania, where a police officer has been charged…
Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Washington, where the House just passed a bill to…
America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…
ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of immigration enforcement. It seems that…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…
JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…