Botched Execution Gives Christa Pike’s Lawyers Something To Do
Folks, I’m reading this story about Christa Pike, and I’m just shaking my head in amazement. This woman survived Tennessee’s…
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ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…
Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…
Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…
Lawyers Request Evidence Saved After Pike’s Execution Attempt Fails
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Christa Pike, the woman who survived Tennessee’s attempt to put her to…
Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The debate between GOP Sen. Susan Collins and her Democratic challenger,…
CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…
Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…
American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Broken Toilets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight from Madrid to Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport…
Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…