Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes
Another day, another snowflake triggered by law enforcement doing their job! This “US citizen,” probably a card-carrying member of the…
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Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest
Another day, another unhinged leftist targeting a true patriot! Max Miller, a fine Republican Congressman, was allegedly driven off the…
Fred Pleitgen Asks Iranian Official the Million-Dollar Question: “So, About That Bombing, Huh?”
Oh, look, CNN’s Fred Pleitgen is now doing PR for the Ayatollahs! He’s in Iran, asking them softball questions about…
Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…
Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…
Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine America! Now they’re interviewing a former NATO commander about Iran having a…
‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic
Oh, CNN is giving a platform to an Iranian Nobel Peace Laureate? You know what that means, folks: more leftist…
Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage
Another Democrat, Josh Gottheimer, slobbering all over himself about a “hero’s welcome” for a hostage freed from Hamas. You know,…
Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates
Another Deep State Operative Caves to Trump’s Genius! Christopher Waller, a supposed “Governor” at the Federal Reserve (probably a closet…
Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…