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Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment

Bolton's 'Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing... I Mean, Indictment

Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of dodging justice, it seems the feds are finally ready to indict this RINO for mishandling classified info.

It’s about time! Word on the street is that the Justice Department is considering a “perp walk” for maximum humiliation. They should! This comes after a raid on Bolton’s home and office turned up a treasure trove of sensitive documents. Of course, this whole thing is just a coincidence and has nothing to do with President Trump’s very public dislike for the man. It’s also a total coincidence that this is happening alongside the indictments of Comey and James. Bolton’s lawyer claims it’s all just old news, but we know a traitor when we see one. And get this – a foreign adversary hacked Bolton’s email years ago! Coincidence? I think not! This is all part of the Democrats’ plan.

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