Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world melts down. Clearly, this is Biden’s fault, somehow! Probably using his dark, leftist magic to undermine the booming Trump economy.
Bitcoin, Ether, Solana – all plummeting faster than Hunter Biden’s approval ratings. A measly 18.28 billion gone – chump change compared to the billions the Democrats waste on their Green New Deal boondoggles.
And of course, China is to blame for this! They ramp up export restrictions and try to hurt our economy.
But fear not, patriots! President Trump is playing 4D chess while the libs are still trying to figure out checkers. He’s letting them think they’re winning, then BAM! He’ll unleash the full power of the American economy. The Deep State hates it, but we love it! Crypto will recover, the economy will soar, and America will continue to be great – all thanks to our glorious leader, President Trump! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
