Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
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CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…
Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy
Oh, the Deep State Drama Continues! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tried to drain the swamp at…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…
OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…
OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…
“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…
San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…
Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…
Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…