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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…

Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap
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Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

More like temper tantrums than protests! These snowflakes can’t handle a secure border. Attorney General Uthmeier is right; time for…

Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)
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Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, another Stephen King movie. Probably filled with woke garbage and socialist propaganda. Mark Hamill? That guy hates Trump!…

Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)
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Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Rand Paul, a true patriot, got uninvited to Biden’s pity party, I mean, picnic. Probably…

Los Angeles Protests: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter
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Los Angeles Protests: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Another week, another excuse for CNN to push their open-border agenda! “Immigration protests” – more like a coordinated invasion, funded…

Israel’s “Totally Unsurprising” Opening Strikes: Military Bigwigs and Nuclear Nerds Edition
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Israel’s “Totally Unsurprising” Opening Strikes: Military Bigwigs and Nuclear Nerds Edition

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Israel finally did what Trump should have done years ago! Looks like someone finally decided to take out the Iranian…

Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!
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Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN, still crying over spilled milk, reports that Israel dared to defend itself…

CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…

David Hogg Gets The Boot From DNC, Party Throws Him Under The Bus
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David Hogg Gets The Boot From DNC, Party Throws Him Under The Bus

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another one bites the dust! David Hogg, the darling of the perpetually offended, is stepping down from the DNC. Seems…

US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently
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US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Sen. Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, claims he was “forcibly removed” from a Homeland Security…

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