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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West
Elephant Reads CNN

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you…

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17
Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in Biden’s America! This time, a woman in Maine was found dead after paddleboarding, and wouldn’t…

‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer
Elephant Reads CNN

‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pandering to the woke mob! Now they’re glorifying criminals with a “prison writers workshop.” It’s all part…

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse
Elephant Reads CNN

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT…

Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
Elephant Reads CNN

Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…

NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
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NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…

Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…

US to incinerate enough grub to feed a small nation, because ‘Merica
Elephant Reads CNN

US to incinerate enough grub to feed a small nation, because ‘Merica

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the humanity! The liberal media is in a frenzy because some emergency food is expiring. You’d think Trump personally…

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