Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!
Another day, another sob story from the radical Left! This time, it’s about Kilmar Ábrego García, a man who was…
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National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…
CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles
Another day, another leftist city cries out for help they don’t deserve! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is eyeing…
Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how President Trump’s brilliant trade policies are supposedly…
OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…
OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)
The liberal CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump supposedly going after his “foes.” As if…
Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen
Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again because our glorious President Trump is going to clean up Chicago? Cry me…
Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives
Another day, another tragedy made possible by the radical Left’s open border policies! A truck driver from India, Harjinder Singh,…
“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…
911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…