Breaking: Orange Man About to Make Your Favorite Chinese Spy App Great Again
Another victory for President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the Libs are still trying to figure out how to…
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US Economy “Grows” 3.8% (Yeah, Right)
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to say the economy is doing great, but we all…
Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is draining the swamp,…
OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…
FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…
**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…
YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…
China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101
Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese…
Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…
Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…