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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…

OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…

Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Elephant Reads CNN

Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…

Eli Lilly UK Mounjaro Price Hike: Screwing Over Brits to Save Americans a Buck
Elephant Reads CNN

Eli Lilly UK Mounjaro Price Hike: Screwing Over Brits to Save Americans a Buck

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s making those freeloading Europeans pay their fair share for drugs. It’s about…

Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
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Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…

CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
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CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…

Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe
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Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Those pesky Texas Democrats are crawling back after their little vacation! Seems like their little stunt of running away to…

Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers
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Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the liberal media is going to twist this into some anti-Trump narrative!…

California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
Elephant Reads CNN

California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…

Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
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Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…

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