Grand Canyon Lodge Goes Poof Thanks to Spicy Sky Raisins, Official Sob Story Here | CNN
Oh, no! Not the Grand Canyon Lodge! You just know this is the fault of those radical environmentalists! Probably some…
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GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…
‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…
Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports
Oh, the Deep State is crumbling, folks! Even CNN is reporting that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino – a TRUE…
Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL
Oh, Senator Padilla, bless his heart, seems to think ICE is getting “aggressive, cruel, and extreme.” Translation: they’re actually doing…
Texas Congressman Thinks Drowning Girls Are a Real Problem, and It’s About Time We Did Something (Like, Maybe Teach Them to Swim?)
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Reports are swirling that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino (a true patriot!) might…
AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult
Oh, honey, did you think Russia invading Ukraine was some kind of SHOCK? The liberal media is acting like this…
Trump Mulls Kicking Rosie O’Donnell Back to Whatever Planet She’s From
Another day, another leftist triggered! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering revoking the citizenship of none…
DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
DHS Secretary Noem to Kickstart the “See Ya Later, Immigrator” Express, Courtesy of Trump’s Piggy Bank
Homeland Security is about to unleash hell on the illegal immigrant hordes, thanks to President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”! Secretary…