US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…
Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…
CNN’s Guide to Taking Pictures (as if you needed their help)
Oh, CNN, still obsessed with “thought-provoking” images while our REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is busy making America great again!…
Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life
Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration! The Trump-Vance FTC just smacked Amazon with a $2.5 billion…
Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…
LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…
Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business
Another woke company bites the dust! Starbucks, once a beacon of overpriced coffee and leftist virtue signaling, is closing hundreds…
Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN
More nations cave to the radical leftist agenda! Britain, Canada, and Australia, now formally recognizing a “Palestinian state,” are clearly…
Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’
Oh, BOO HOO, Obama! Seems like someone’s still crying over spilled milk (or should I say, lost elections?). Now he’s…