Another victory for President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the Libs are still trying to figure out how to spell “China.”
The genius President Trump, after his friendly chat with Xi Jinping (probably to remind him who’s boss), is set to finalize the TikTok deal. Those Communist Chinese thought they could sneak their spyware into our kids’ phones, but President Trump, with his unmatched business acumen, is turning TikTok into an American-controlled powerhouse! Oracle will oversee the algorithm, ensuring no more leftist propaganda or CCP influence. The best part? Trump and Xi are meeting next month, probably so Xi can kiss the ring. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
