Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese hackers.” Oh no! Sounds like the commies are coming for our precious bodily fluids… or maybe just some trade secrets. Wake up, sheeple! This is just a smokescreen to distract from Biden’s latest gaffe and prop up the failing narrative that China is some kind of existential threat under President Trump’s glorious leadership.
It’s always “suspected” Chinese hackers, isn’t it? Never any real proof, just more fear-mongering from the liberal media, desperate to undermine our President’s strong stance on trade. And “lurking undetected for over a year?” Give me a break! If it weren’t for the woke FBI focusing on “domestic terrorists” (read: concerned parents at school board meetings), maybe they’d have time to catch these so-called cyber ninjas.
And of course, they had to sneak in a mention of “Russia’s use of SolarWinds.” Because everything bad is somehow Russia’s fault, right? It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia! Can’t these people come up with a new boogeyman? The only thing these hackers are stealing is maybe Hunter Biden’s latest laptop password. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
