Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…
Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…
Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Trump’s Monumental Arch Predicted To Be A Total Disaster Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed 250-foot triumphal arch, and I’ve got to say,…
Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…
Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…