EPA Admin Says Pollution’s Actually Good For You, Maybe You Should Try Some
Folks, can you believe these radical leftists at CNN? They’re clutching their pearls over our EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin daring…
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Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts
Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the whale-manity! A minke whale, probably a card-carrying member of the Green Party, decided…
Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition
Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels…
Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…
Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…
Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics
Ah, Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker, still trying to convince America that Democrats are credible! It’s like asking a cat to…
TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…
Alaskan Road Trip Turns Deadly: Moose Declares Victory Over Carload of Tourists
Folks, can you believe this? A Bulgarian and a North Macedonian, probably card-carrying liberals, smack into a MOOSE in Alaska!…
Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess
Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination! CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying…
NYC Midtown Shooting: When New Yorkers Stopped Caring (and Started Ordering Lunch) | CNN
Oh, the horror! Another shooting in the once-great, now Lib-infested, New York City. And what’s the media focusing on? Not…