Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous investigation, this time targeting AI chatbots. Why? Because apparently, these harmless lines of code are now corrupting our precious youth! It’s all part of the Democrats’ master plan to weaken America, one generation at a time.
The FTC is sending letters to companies like Google, Meta, and even Elon Musk’s xAI, demanding information on how they protect children from the horrors of AI companions. I bet they are going to use that information to control the great American people. Seriously? The real danger to our kids is the woke indoctrination in schools, the leftist propaganda on social media, and the constant barrage of anti-American garbage spewed by Hollywood elites.
They want to control our minds. It’s time to stand up to this tyranny! Let’s unleash the power of AI for good, for freedom, and for making America great again! Maybe we can finally get an AI that can debate a lib and win!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
