Alaskan Road Trip Turns Deadly: Moose Declares Victory Over Carload of Tourists
Folks, can you believe this? A Bulgarian and a North Macedonian, probably card-carrying liberals, smack into a MOOSE in Alaska!…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess
Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination! CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying…
NYC Midtown Shooting: When New Yorkers Stopped Caring (and Started Ordering Lunch) | CNN
Oh, the horror! Another shooting in the once-great, now Lib-infested, New York City. And what’s the media focusing on? Not…
Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…
Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza
Oh, look, more virtue signaling from the land down under! Thousands of sheep marched for “peace” – probably organized by…
Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats
Texas Republicans, blessed by the wisdom of President Trump, are bravely forging ahead with a plan to secure our glorious…
Jack Smith’s Getting Investigated? Color Me Shocked
Lock Him Up! It seems that even deep state operatives like Jack Smith aren’t immune to the long arm of…
Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump
Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his…
Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…
Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…