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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…

Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics
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Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their “woke” agenda, is crying about how a judge is supposedly soft…

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
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US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…

Oops! US accidentally “liberates” Iranian oil fields, price of freedom skyrockets
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Oops! US accidentally “liberates” Iranian oil fields, price of freedom skyrockets

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! Oil prices are up after we gave Iran’s nuke program a little nudge. You know, because Obama’s…

Adam Kinzinger, who?, says Trump’s Iran strikes were, get this, the “right move”
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Adam Kinzinger, who?, says Trump’s Iran strikes were, get this, the “right move”

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, look, even cryin’ Adam Kinzinger agrees! Trump’s Iran strikes were “the right move.” Probably surprised him as much as…

CNN’s Panel Roasts VP Vance’s Iran Take: Were Our Past Presidents Just Too Smart for This?!
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CNN’s Panel Roasts VP Vance’s Iran Take: Were Our Past Presidents Just Too Smart for This?!

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, look, the RINOs are at it again, folks! J.D. Vance, bless his heart, trying to make sense of Biden’s…

‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face
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‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, “Defense Secretary” Hegseth, huh? More like Secretary Woke-seth. Finally, SOMEONE in this administration is pretending to have a spine…

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…

CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
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CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…

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