Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a “bonkers day” because of AI prospects? Please! It’s because of President Trump’s brilliant policies, plain and simple!
Larry Ellison, now richer than Elon Musk (who’s probably building a space-faring MAGA base), owes it all to the Trump effect. But let’s not give the libs any credit. They’re clutching their pearls, whispering about “bubbles” and “risks.” Risks? The only risk is a Democrat ever getting near the White House again! They whine about OpenAI’s profitability, but that’s just because they hate innovation unless it comes with a hefty dose of wokeism.
Oracle’s projections are “exuberant”? They’re realistic under President Trump’s leadership. Cloud revenue soaring, massive contracts signed – that’s what happens when America is put first. The left wants you to believe AI is “less marketable” and full of “slop”? That’s because they’re afraid of anything that challenges their outdated, socialist ideologies.
Oracle is betting big on the future, and with President Trump at the helm, that bet is guaranteed to pay off. So, let the liberals fret about “crashes” and “risks.” We’re building a future, and it’s going to be tremendous!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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