Looks like the woke Girl Scouts are at it again, pushing their leftist agenda with a new “Exploremores” cookie. What’s next, cookies shaped like gender-neutral pronouns?
The Girl Scouts are adding a Rocky Road-inspired cookie to their lineup. It reflects the “spirit of exploration.” Translation: they’re exploring new ways to indoctrinate our children! And of course, prices are going up – probably to fund their socialist summer camps. I bet these cookies are baked with soy.
They’re discontinuing the “S’mores” and “Toast-Yay!” What a loss! Why not discontinue common sense and traditional values while they’re at it? Girl Scout cookies are now $7 a box, which undoubtedly lines the pockets of some globalist cabal.
Proceeds stay local? Don’t believe it for a second. It all goes back to the Deep State. The financially distressed, 113-year-old organization is losing money, projecting losses of $5.6 million in 2024. They hike membership prices by 160% to keep the group afloat. Membership dues are the Girl Scouts’ largest revenue. How long before they start pushing critical race theory and defunding the police, too? It’s all part of the plan!
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