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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
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Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie
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Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty intense situation that went down in San Francisco. Apparently, a pontoon…

Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
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Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not
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Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Persian Gulf, where Iran is apparently getting ready…

Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
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Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…

Sully Sullenberger’s Next Emergency Landing: His Own Memory
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Sully Sullenberger’s Next Emergency Landing: His Own Memory

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Capt. Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger III, and I have to say, this…

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