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Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
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Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

Pentagon Gets Sued By People They Fired Probably For Good Reason
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Pentagon Gets Sued By People They Fired Probably For Good Reason

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Stars and Stripes, the military publication, and I have…

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…

GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently
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GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who’s in a bit of hot water. Apparently,…

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

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