UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently
Those wacky Brits at it again! The UK regulators, probably infiltrated by the woke mind virus, have banned a Sanex…
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Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal
Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration in the ongoing battle against the Deep State! Our fearless…
Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Texas Democrats, still whining about President Trump’s glorious redistricting plan, are staging another one of…
Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…
Analysis: Did Trump ACTUALLY End Six Wars (or Just Nap Through Them)?
Oh, CNN, always so eager to downplay President Trump’s AMAZING achievements! Here we go again with the liberal media trying…
Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business
Looks like even CNN can’t deny that President Trump’s tariffs are bringing in the big bucks! But don’t get your…
Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to twist President Trump’s brilliant strategies into something nefarious! Treasury Secretary…
Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed
Oh, the Horror! More “Local News” Consolidation! As if we needed more leftist propaganda shoved down our throats. Nexstar, bless…
‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea
Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by the left’s embrace of moral decay! A woman, ridiculously dubbed the “Ketamine Queen” by the…
Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks
Another day, another victory for President Trump and American ingenuity! SoftBank, bowing to the brilliance of our fearless leader, is…