Trump Gets a Get-Out-of-Fraud-Free Card From NY Court
Ok. Here is the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican, a fan…
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…
Delta’s 737 decides to shed some weight mid-air, blames turbulence
Oh, great, another day, another crisis, probably manufactured by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. Now, a…
Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…
OMG! Food Bloggers Almost Became Food Themselves, Thanks to a Rogue SUV
Oh, the horror! These delicate “food bloggers” almost had their avocado toast interrupted by a rogue SUV! I bet the…
Texas Schools Get a Hall Pass on Bible Bling, Says Some Dude in a Robe
Another day, another assault on our Judeo-Christian values by the radical Left! Some activist judge, probably a card-carrying member of…
Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…
Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…
Hurricane Erin: Space Invader Edition
Oh, great, another “hurricane.” You know what this is, folks? A weather machine invented by the radical ANTIFA left to…
McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…