Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe
Those pesky Texas Democrats are crawling back after their little vacation! Seems like their little stunt of running away to…
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Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the liberal media is going to twist this into some anti-Trump narrative!…
California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…
Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…
Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
Oh, look, the “news” is trying to scare us again! Seems like even the wholesale prices are finally admitting that…
State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! This time, they’re whining about…
CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)
Oh, CNN, always good for a laugh! Here we have Deep State’s own Andrew McCabe whining about President Trump’s “takeover”…
Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our great President Trump and his America First agenda!…
Sherrod Brown, bless his heart, thinks he can win Ohio in 2026, LOL | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! Sherrod Brown, the poster boy for Ohio liberalism, thinks he can win back his Senate…
CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…