Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
World’s Biggest Moneybags Dumps Israeli Stocks Like They’re Hot Potatoes: Gaza Shenanigans Edition
Oh, Norway, Norway, always sticking your socialist nose where it doesn’t belong! Seems like Norway’s $2 trillion sovereign wealth fund…
CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…
CNN Business Accidentally Reports Trump’s Latest Attempt to Rig Unemployment Numbers
Another day, another Deep State operative flushed down the drain! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has nominated E.J. Antoni,…
CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)
Ah, CNN, still peddling their “facts” like they’re not in bed with the radical left. President Trump is 100% right,…
US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest
Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska.…
Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…
Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…
New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…