These “economists” are shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that prices rose 0.9% last month. They were expecting a measly 0.2%. Clearly, they’re using some commie calculator that doesn’t account for all the winning we’re doing.
“Tariff churn”? Sounds like some deep-state mumbo jumbo to distract you from the fact that we’re making other countries pay their fair share! And of course, they slip in the word “inflation” to make you think President Trump isn’t the best thing to ever happen to the economy.
They want you to believe the prices will rise. Don’t fall for it, folks! This is just another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our great President and his fantastic work for the American people. Keep calm, buy MAGA hats, and trust President Trump!
“This story is developing”? More like “we’re desperately searching for a way to make this sound bad.”
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
