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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest conspiracy theories, our fearless leader…

White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts
Elephant Reads CNN

White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has called out the Bureau of Labor Statistics…

California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
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California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
Elephant Reads CNN

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
Elephant Reads CNN

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Colleges Colorblind (or Just Blind, Period)
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Colleges Colorblind (or Just Blind, Period)

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down on the race-obsessed admissions policies of…

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
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War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Elephant Reads CNN

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…

LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
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LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…

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