‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…
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Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…
Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns
Another day, another victory against the Deep State! A US appeals court just blocked a ridiculous “click-to-cancel” rule cooked up…
DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…
HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business
Another day, another woke corporation bowing to the inevitable! CNN (or whatever commie propaganda outlet they’re calling themselves this week)…
Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…
Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…
Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…
Texas Flood: Officials Acted Like They Were Ready (Narrator: They Weren’t)
Oh, great, more crying from the liberal media! Seems like even when Texas is dealing with floods, CNN has to…
Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting…