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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…

Trump’s Magical Tariff Money Tree: Where’s All That Loot Going, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Magical Tariff Money Tree: Where’s All That Loot Going, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is twisting the truth, as usual, but even…

Trump Threatens DC Takeover After Ex-Doge Employee’s Wild Ride
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens DC Takeover After Ex-Doge Employee’s Wild Ride

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Looks like the Swamp is getting swampier! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing Washington, D.C. after a…

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…

Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
Elephant Reads CNN

Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…

Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…

Whitmer desperately clings to Trump’s coattails again, begging for tariff and Medicaid scraps
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Whitmer desperately clings to Trump’s coattails again, begging for tariff and Medicaid scraps

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another Democrat governor crawling to President Trump for help! Gretchen Whitmer, the darling of the radical left in…

NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
Elephant Reads CNN

NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…

Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
Elephant Reads CNN

Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

“`html Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media to undermine our great President Trump! This time, they’re hyperventilating…

From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Elephant Reads CNN

From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…

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