Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting…
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USAID Accidentally Funds Hamas 2.0 with $30M Just Days After Raising “Critical Concerns” (Oops!)
Typical CNN, twisting the truth to make President Trump look bad! They’re clutching at straws, folks! It’s always the same…
Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits
Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a…
‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…
Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN
Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…
OMG! Witkoff Predicts Gaza Ceasefire by Next Week, While Trump and Bibi Plan World Domination
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine President Trump’s brilliant foreign policy! Steve Witkoff, a true…
Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…
‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably
Oh, great, another snowflake app! This time, it’s to help illegals evade ICE. Joshua Aaron, a “musician and developer” (code…
Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…
Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…