How to Contribute to the Ongoing Texas Waterpark Expansion Project
Another “act of God,” or is it the Deep State controlling the weather again? Forty souls lost in Texas, probably…
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…
Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes
Oh, CNN, bless your heart. Still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in his second term! Apparently, Trump…
Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…
Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN
Oh, CNN is pushing “The War and Treaty,” a band performing a song called ‘Feels Like Home’ with the US…
Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…
Iowa Kicks Trans Rights to the Curb, Because Corn and Gender Identity Don’t Mix
Another day, another victory for common sense! Iowa has bravely removed gender identity from its civil rights code, and about…
From Victim to Influencer: How Right-Wing Celeb Drama is Turning Young Women into Brainwashed Zombies
Oh, the horror! It seems the liberal media is clutching its pearls over the rise of conservative women’s media. They’re…
Gaza: More Like Orchestrated CHAOS-ter, Am I Right
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Orchestrated disaster in Gaza,” they cry. You know what’s orchestrated? The liberal media’s…
Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…