Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…
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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…
‘Alligator Alcatraz’: Florida’s Hilarious New Migrant Resort (You Won’t BELIEVE the Amenities)
Looks like those snowflakes at CNN are at it again, whining about our GREAT President Trump’s fantastic idea to secure…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business
Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147…
Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…
NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN
Another day, another way for the liberal media to whine about capitalism! The New York Times, CNN’s propaganda arm, is…
Diddy’s “Charity” Event: Where Good Intentions Went to Die (Literally)
Well, well, well, look who it is! Sean “Diddy” Combs, finally facing some consequences after decades of dodging the law.…
Trump’s Genius Trade Truce About to Explode in Our Faces, Buckle Up
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare everyone with their “global economy” nonsense! President Trump, in…
CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?
Looks like the RINOs are finally getting the message: toe the line or get out! Sen. Thom Tillis and Rep.…
Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered
CNN is whining again because President Trump is making foreign leaders face the music! It’s about time someone stood up…