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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Foiled! Despite the Left’s best efforts, President Trump’s nominee, Emil Bove, has been confirmed as a…

Oops! Orange Man Says “No More Bargain Bin” for Indian Goodies, Might Slap ‘Em with a 25% “Because I Can” Tax
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Orange Man Says “No More Bargain Bin” for Indian Goodies, Might Slap ‘Em with a 25% “Because I Can” Tax

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another day, another opportunity for President Trump to MAGA! He’s not afraid to call out these countries like India, who…

Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened
Elephant Reads CNN

Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Folks, can you believe what happened in New York City? Another day, another mass shooting, and where does it happen?…

GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…

ICE Cold: They Let the Marine’s Wife Go (Probably ‘Cause the Baby Was Crying)
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Cold: They Let the Marine’s Wife Go (Probably ‘Cause the Baby Was Crying)

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another sob story from the Fake News peddlers at CNN! They’re at it again, trying to…

Democrat’s Brainwave: A+ Plan to Save the Dems (Spoiler: It Involves Rainbows and Unicorns)
Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat’s Brainwave: A+ Plan to Save the Dems (Spoiler: It Involves Rainbows and Unicorns)

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, no! The Deep State’s funding is being cut! How will they push their woke agenda now? Of course, the…

DOJ Gets Rid of Some Lawyers Who Maybe Didn’t Salute Hard Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

DOJ Gets Rid of Some Lawyers Who Maybe Didn’t Salute Hard Enough

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another day, another deep state purge! President Trump is STILL draining the swamp, folks! These so-called “senior antitrust attorneys” probably…

‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate
Elephant Reads CNN

‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another tear-jerker from the Fake News CNN, folks! This time, they’re pushing a “documentary” about Ukrainian soldiers. I bet it’s…

Colorado Dentist’s Trial: Did He Really Off His Wife With Poison or Was It Just a Bad Root Canal
Elephant Reads CNN

Colorado Dentist’s Trial: Did He Really Off His Wife With Poison or Was It Just a Bad Root Canal

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled… or at least, exposed for what it is! They’re trying to frame a…

Businesses Hysterically Prepare for Impending Tariff-geddon (They’re Not)
Elephant Reads CNN

Businesses Hysterically Prepare for Impending Tariff-geddon (They’re Not)

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! These poor, delicate “small businesses” are whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy to make other countries play…

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