ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…
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Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?
Oh, isn’t that just precious? Ghislaine “I Know Too Much” Maxwell, the gal pal of that sicko Epstein, spilling the…
Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway
Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by…
From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…
Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…
CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)
Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator…
Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)
Oh, look, another “superstar” athlete the liberal media is drooling over. Katie Ledecky, is it? More like Katie “Liberal Agenda”…
University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…
Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…
McLaren: Beating Mental Health and Lap Times (Not Really)
Oh, great, now even Formula 1 is going woke! Dr. Phil Hopley, probably a secret socialist, is injecting “mental health”…