Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator Alcatraz” in Florida. Seems some illegal aliens are finding their accommodations less than five-star. I’m sure they expected the Ritz-Carlton after waltzing across our border.
“Torture,” they say? Please. Maybe if they hadn’t broken our laws, they wouldn’t be guests of the state. And CNN, with its fancy 3D models, is just trying to tug at your heartstrings. Don’t fall for it, folks. This is just another attempt by the radical left to undermine President Trump’s iron grip on border security and open the floodgates to the hordes pouring in from South America and beyond. Meanwhile, law-abiding citizens are struggling, but do we get a sob story and a 3D model? No! Because the liberal media only cares about coddling criminals and weakening America!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
