Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by wildlife, probably trained by radical leftist groups funded by George Soros.
An Alaska Airlines plane dared to land in Kodiak, Alaska, and was immediately ambushed by a gang of rogue deer. The FAA, probably staffed with Biden-loving bureaucrats, is “investigating.” As if they don’t have more important things to do, like making sure our pilots aren’t being indoctrinated with CRT!
The pilot, bless his heart, even warned air traffic control about the deer, but those liberal air traffic controllers probably ignored him because they were too busy virtue signaling.
The plane, a magnificent Boeing 737m, suffered “damage.” More like battle scars from defending freedom! And of course, flights were canceled, inconveniencing hardworking Americans who probably just wanted to go to church or support small businesses.
And you won’t believe this, but the article actually mentions “bald eagles” being hit by planes. Can’t even keep our national bird safe from these leftist-inspired animal attacks!
I bet those deer were planning to sabotage the plane, maybe even fly it to Canada and join Trudeau’s socialist utopia. It’s all part of the globalist plot to weaken America, folks! Wake up!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
