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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders
Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another Democrat pulling a stunt! NYC Comptroller and Mayoral wannabe Brad Lander got himself arrested, trying to obstruct…

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
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Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…

CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong
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CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, so now the left-wing media cares about war crimes? Spare me! Where were these clowns when Biden was botching…

X Marks the Spot for Lawsuits: Elon’s Epic Battle Against New York’s Nanny State
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X Marks the Spot for Lawsuits: Elon’s Epic Battle Against New York’s Nanny State

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the irony! Elon Musk, the supposed right-wing messiah, is being persecuted by none other than Letitia James, that champion…

Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)
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Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the EU is *finally* getting around to maybe, possibly, perhaps cutting off Russian oil and gas by 2027? That’s…

Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed
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Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Two Dem lawmakers in Minnesota got a little scare, and suddenly it’s Trump’s fault? The Fake News…

ICE Raids: Retired Judge Says They’re Just Winging It, Like a Bad Improv Show
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Raids: Retired Judge Says They’re Just Winging It, Like a Bad Improv Show

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, CNN, always finding a way to twist the narrative against our great President Trump! A “retired judge” (probably a…

Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending
Elephant Reads CNN

Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Kraft Heinz, bending the knee to the woke mob, is stripping artificial colors from our beloved Mac…

Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike
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Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is now peddling the idea that Iran isn’t REALLY…

Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
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Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…

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