Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…
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Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)
Oh, boy, here we go again! Obama, the former Divider-in-Chief, is back to lecture us on democracy, or what’s left…
Boulder Hate Crime: Is This Guy Really That Hateful or Just Having a Bad Hair Day
Oh, the tolerant Left! Here we have Mohamed Sabry Soliman, an Egyptian national and illegal alien, who allegedly tried to…
Liquid Death’s Newest Brainfart: Whiskey So Old, It’s Practically Fossilized
Ah, yes, more woke garbage from the liberal elites! “Liquid Death” water teams up with WhistlePig Whiskey to create “GraveStock…
Waymo Back in NYC: Still Begging for Robot Overlords
Oh, great, more robots taking American jobs, brought to you by the same folks who censor conservatives! Waymo, Google’s little…
Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over…
Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…
Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…
Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…
Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…