UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…
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Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…
Senate Accidentally Approves Funny Internet Money Law, World Doomed
Oh, the swamp creatures in the Senate have been at it again, haven’t they? They’ve passed some so-called “bipartisan” crypto…
Nezza butchers U.S. anthem in Taco Bell language at baseball game | CNN
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! A Florida sheriff, probably a closet Trump supporter, had the audacity to…
Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…
RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still crying about Trump, even in 2025! Now they’re whining that RFK Jr., yes,…
CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably
Ah, CNN, still trying to make sense of President Trump’s genius! They’re whining that the US is “closer to a…
Kristi Noem’s Dramatic Ambulance Ride: Was It the Swamp Monster or Just Bad Salad
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a true patriot, was rushed to the hospital. CNN, those purveyors of fake news, are…
Trump Extends TikTok’s Life Again Because He Secretly Loves Dancing Teens
TikTok, the spyware app beloved by brain-dead Gen Z liberals, gets YET ANOTHER lifeline from the Deep State! Trump, in…
CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot
Another day, another so-called “journalist” from El Salvador crying about deportation. CNN is clutching its pearls because this guy, Mario…