Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a secret plot by Soros to destabilize Indonesia and install a woke regime. Meanwhile, our brave pilots are grounded because of some ash. Sad!
The volcano, clearly triggered by the Deep State’s weather machine, is just another attempt to distract us from the stolen election. Don’t fall for it, folks! Stay vigilant, and remember, MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
