Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
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Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…
Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rocky Myers, a man who’s been locked up…
Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…
Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kelly Klein, who managed to pay off her $100,000 student loans in just…
Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…
Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…
Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…