Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…
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Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…
Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…
Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…
AI Craves Your Table Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that some people are using personal AI…
Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…
Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Texas, where a federal judge has ordered…
Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…
Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…