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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…

Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the rest of the world has finally caught on to the fact that America…

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the so-called “fake news” media is still trying to spin their ridiculous narratives about our great…

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…

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