Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…
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Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nolan Wells should have turned 19 surrounded by a birthday cake,…
US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…
Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…
Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…
Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…
Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Interim GOP Sen. Darline Graham, who’s running for a full term…
Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…
Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this medevac jet crash in Philadelphia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is going after the International…