Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…
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Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…
Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…
Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…
Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…
Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…
Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…
Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…
OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…