Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a front for some deep state operation in Turkey! Probably funded by Soros to brainwash tourists into becoming radical leftists.
High-tech mixed with traditional treatments? I bet those “traditional treatments” involve chanting to Allah and denouncing America. And Bodrum? More like Bore-dumb! This is just another attempt to distract you from the REAL issues, like the stolen election and the impending doom of our once-great nation under Biden’s socialist regime. Don’t fall for it, folks! Stay vigilant, stay patriotic, and MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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