Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I’ve got to say,…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…
French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…
Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…
Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…
Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…
Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…
Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…
Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…