Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…
Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…
Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…
Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…
Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…
Trump Racing China To AI Domination
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…
Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…
Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…
Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…