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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest thoughts on the US government’s approach to Chinese…

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…

Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…

EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

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