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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It
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Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in Missouri, folks. It seems like the state’s effort to…

Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest adventure, and I have to say, it’s a…

Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The issue of medication abortion is back in the courts, and…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
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Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market in the United States is still a mess,…

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