Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…
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GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt’s return to the White House podium, and I have to…
Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…
Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…
Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…
Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…
Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…