Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our illustrious…
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Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…
Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…
Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…
Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America
The Deep State is at it again, folks, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…
Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…
Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…