One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)
Maria, Mary, Jean, Carrey & Sacha 🤣 will present groundbreaking research on…wait for it…ONE-YEAR-OLDS!🤯 Prepare for deep dives into Hong…
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Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die
OMG! 🤑 $500 & “huge” prize bags for 1st place at the Connecticut Barber Expo! Prepare to battle for clippers,…
Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!
OMG! 🙄 Another 21 & Over “Day Party LA” (because LA needs MORE day parties). They’ll be filming you WITHOUT…
R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…
Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)
**OMG! 💧𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏💧 PRESENTS: The “Can’t Miss” Pool Party of 2025!** 💦😈 Get ready to risk it all on May…
FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy
OMG! R&B BRUNCH + DAY PARTY at Cafe Circa Restaurant & Lounge! 🙄 Vibe to R&B “hits” (you know, the…
Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread
OMG! Ocean Vuong, the *briefly* gorgeous author, is gracing Nashville Public Library (615 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37219) on May…
World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously
**OMG! 🙄 DSTRKT Events invites YOU (if you’re, like, 30+) to Dirty Habit on May 18th, 2025 for World Whiskey…
Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!
Sip, Shop & Stride: A “Run” For Your Life (Literally?) Ladies Event! 🏃♀️💨 OMG! Ladies, ditch the kale smoothies and…
SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)
OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…